The Shut the Hell Up Spell


  • 1 bay leaf
  • Pen
  • Fire

This is a great spell that doesn't hurt anyone but gets the target's mind off of negativity and bossing you around.

Take a bay leaf and write the offenders name on it. Burn the bay leaf in a safe and sane way. As it's burning say the following words:
"I call upon the powers of (insert God and/or Goddess name here) to cleanse the way between me and (insert offender's name here). Let no gossip or slander come my way or theirs. Attend this rite as I think and live life as we are kith and kin. So mote it be."