The Fire Giant Spell

Needed:

  • Very small piece of paper
  • Pen
  • Microwave

Write the person's name on the piece of paper from whom you need the truth. If you don't know the person's name, then just put: The Truth. Fold the paper into a very, very tiny square.

Put the paper in the microwave. Close the door and set the timer for seven seconds. Before you pus the start button, say:
"Fire Giants, please send me the truth on (name the situation) as quickly as circumstances allow!"

Push the start button. Nuke the paper everyday until you get your answer. Then burn the paper.