Outdoor Bad Boss Spell

Needed:

  • Items from the job that are disposable
  • Small piece of white paper with boss's name on it
  • Bowl of holy water
  • Broom
  • White candle
  • Bowl of cooked white rice
  • Stuffed snake
  • Egg
  • Black marker
  • Thin wire or masking tape
  • Square of white cloth
  • Spade
  • Plastic resealable bag
  • Drum
  • Athame (optional)

With the black marker, write carefully on the egg exactly what you want, then draw a snake underneath it. Tape or wire the snake around the broom so that it looks like it is crawling toward the bristles. Dig a small hole in the ground so that the broom can stand, bristles up, in the hole and not fall over. Tightly pack the ground around the broom handle. Scatter the white rice around the base of the boom.

Draw a large circle in the dirt around the broom. Fold the white cloth so it is shaped like a triangle and lay the cloth on the ground in front of the broom. Place the item(s) from work on the triangle of cloth and put the egg on top. Cast a magick circle, call the quarters and invoke deity. Sprinkle the items in the triangle with the holy water. Place the bowl of water on top of the work items beside the egg in the triangle. Light the white candle and place in front of the triangle. With your athame or your hand, salute the broom. Lay your hands on the egg and repeat the intent of this ritual, be specific. Imagine that the egg is surrounded by white or blue light. Begin drumming as you chant:
"Spirit of the drum
Spirit of the serpents
Spirit of the waters
Spirit of the fires
Mystery of the places
Where the waters meet.

Spirit of the drum
Spirit of the serpents
Spirit of the waters
Spirit of the fires
When the spirit travels
On the sacred crossroads.

Spirit of the drum
Spirit of the serpents
Spirit of the waters
Spirit of the fires
Rise O mighty serpent
From the void of darkness.

Spirit of the drum
Spirit of the serpents
Spirit of the waters
Spirit of the fires
Birth your mighty wisdom
Emerge from time and space!"

Repeat as many times as necessary, until you feel the circle fill with energy and the drum beat becomes naturally faster. When you reach the last line of the last stanza say it loudly, point to the egg, then smash the egg. Say:
"The birthing is done!"

Pick up the three corners of the white triangle and place the cloth with its contents in the plastic resealable bag. Pour the water at the base of the broom, thanking deity for swift action in this matter. Snuff the candle, saying:
"Blessed be."

Release the quarters and the circle. Dump the biodegradable contents on your works property, and all non-biodegradable items in the property dumpster.