Group Prayer of Thanks to the God and Goddess

From those into whose hands we place a gift we expect words of thanks,
from those to whom we mail one, a thank-you note.
Those who don't follow these rules of etiquette we call rude.
We don't want you to call us rude, Mother and Father,
or to be rude even if you are too polite even to think it,
so we thank you for your many presents,
especially the ones you're giving us now.