Angel Trap

Needed:

  • A clean jar with a tight lid
  • Soapy water
  • Kosher salt
  • Paint (black, red and yellow)
  • Sealing wax
  • A lighter or matches

The purpose of the angel trap is to capture and dissolve any 'angels' created on the astral by the fundamentalists to seek out and harass anyone that does not share their religious beliefs.

With your black paint, paint X's all around the middle of the jar. They don't have to be large to be effective. When that is dry, paint an X on the bottom of the jar. Let dry. The purpose of the X's is this: when the angels get trapped in the jar, they will look for a way out. There will be none. They will have no choice but to dissolve. They will also know never to bother you again for they will know what the consequences will be.

Pour the soapy water into the jar, swirl it around coating all sides. Pour the water back out.

Slowly pour the salt into the jar. Turn the jar at an angle to coat all sides.

While this is drying, paint the lid black. Let dry.

Next, take the lid and paint a pentagram on the top of it using the red paint. When that is dry, paint a spiral in the center of the pentagram using the yellow paint. Visualize this spiral as being a pathway into the center of the jar.

When the spiral is dry, carefully put the lid back on the jar making sure not to dislodge the salt.

Use the wax to seal the jar.